So here is a nice brain-numbing bit of fashion fluff information for you to read: Vickie Beckham (Victoria, Posh, Bitch, etc etc) is being replaced. What?! How?! Who?! It seems that Miss Anne Hathaway is Marc Jacobs' new muse. Botox driven Beckham was brought on as the designers' muse in 2008 but now will begin focusing on her own line of clothing, dVb (Designs by Victoria Beckham? Wow, what a stretch!) which is some sort of denim line, reportedly dropped by Saks in February. Ooooh, ouch. Anyways, Miss Hathaway and Mr. Jacobs have been canoodling for awhile now and are soon predicted to be making public appearances together. They 'have forged a very fast but intense friendship' (whatever that means). Even though Anne hasn't signed on to do any formal advertising, she sure is wearing the shit outta Marc Jacobs. This way, the designer can infuse his clothes with a fresh face look and therefore Anne can revamp her image. I'm sorry but if you're fresh faced, you don't need to revamp anything. Oh and Anne was just in L.A. presenting Valentino with the Walk of Style Award. Now just when did Anne Hathaway become a style icon? After The Devil Wears Prada? Pssh, there's nothing I have seen from this chick to make me believe that she is competent enough to hold any sort of style icon presence. Only the fact that she plays the rags to riches part SO well...so, so well. Cheers to you both! I'll be sure to RSVP at the Jacobs/Hathaway wedding but be expecting a short lived honeymoon as soon as Hannah Montana makes her way into the nearest Marc Jacobs boutique.
