Party Provocatively: Rodnik Band's Cocktail Dresses

Searching for that perfect party dress that will get you noticed and have people talking? Well, if you have a sense of humor look no further than The Rodnik Band's quirky, sequin cocktail dresses! Known for their eccentric take on fashion their latest creations are sure to turn heads.

If you're more of the provocative type then the Nude Dress is right for you with sequined nipples and pubic hair. Or if you tend to be more of a potty mouth, the Urinal Dress is sure to fit your dirty attitude (CAUTION: Heavily Intoxicated Men May Try To Urinate On You While Wearing This Dress.) However, this funky finds do come at a hefty price a $2,500 a pop! But can you really put a price on laughter? :)

Check out more of The Rodnik Band's wild creations here!

Text Lauryn Stone

Source(s): Nylon.com, Therodnikband.com

Dance Like No One's Watching

How does rocking out in the nude sound? Not realistic in most urban areas unless you plan on getting gang raped in the corner of Marquee, or better yet, kidnapped by two guys and never to be found. That's a true story too, happened recently. Creeeeeepy. Though I am pretty sure she wasn't wearing this dress, so rest assure. Yikes! One nights stands are risqué, I mean you can't possibly find out if the hot model dude you're talking to isn't a complete psychotic lunatic in the span of 2-3 hours. All right, moving on... 

How often do you get to dance around naked without getting uh, arrested? Yea, we don't do it. Well, maybe you would if you're on acid and at some hippie gathering called Burning Man (sorry) other than that, you'll probably be arrested. If you still want to let loose you can dance naked. Well, in this completely rad super sexy 100% silk dress by Vena Cava's Lisa Mayock and Sophie Buhai. This one is definitely a true collector's piece, you want it in your closet. The dress comes with printed hang tags together with edition number. Nude in color, slight cap sleeve, and obviously a nude female image, both from side and backside. Yea baby, you're naked all around! Sorta reminds me of those terrible swim suit cover ups you see older women wearing at the beach, yea,  you remember? Hah! This however, is more sexy and on a completely different level, I think I might rock it just to see the effect I'd have walking around the Meat Packing on a Tuesday night.

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