The late great Coco Chanel always said, "When in doubt, simply remove the last thing you put on before going out". (That wasn't meant to rhyme btw) Well, maybe gal #3 should remove everything altogether and just start over, or stay in instead. I'm not even going to touch on that fur tote, and those acid wash jeans and gold pumps? Not so much. We all laughed when Mugatu revealed his Derelict collection in Zoolander, thinking how ridiculous it was! Well....take a look around and you'll see that what we have is a clear case of homeless 'chic' running amuck. I personally don't get it. I'm a well-traveled chap, I consider myself adventurous when it comes to style but I know when to stop. That brown Rick Owens yeti coat is nothing short of atrocious. Snuffeluffagus himself would not be caught in that. Can someone please tell me why I think of Sigourney Weaver when I see this pic? It's one thing to see it on the runway but quite another to go to Dean & Deluca in it. And that New Mexico pancho would perform much better has a chunky scarf. I think the little old Native American woman who made it is still trapped in there somewhere. My point is this: Tone it down a bit. We get it, you're eccentric! But you're also obnoxious, distasteful, and most of all, just plain not cute. Thumbs down all the way!
