"These Erector Brief's are the most unusual and exciting briefs in the entire International Jock collection!"
I'm going to follow that up with a nice, hearty guffaw. So it seems that International Jock , an L.A. based company which specializes in well, jocks (and a generous diverse collection of them, too) has hit an all-time high of ridiculousness. A "Balls In One Erector Brief", and thong version available as well, that has "...a cool mesh pouch for your sack..." *bwahahahaha* "...and a vertical, tubular compartment that holds your shaft in an erect position".
So, underwear that is made specifically for an erect penis...nothing more? Like there are men who just have constant boners walking around and require specially made underwear to cater to their engorged shafts (ew). OK, I get the point. Yea, getting an erection while wearing tightey-whiteys can be an uncomfortable experience. But usually men are in one of two situations when that happens. Either take your pants off and get busy! Or, get rid of your boner because you're probably in a place or setting where sporting a boner is highly inappropriate. And the thought of some guy out there walking around with a boner all the time, the same guy who would purchase this underwear, is really creepy.
And what about the guys with the REALLY big shafts. Does this underwear come in magnum? Looking at the size of the standard shaft it seems to be made for, most guy who are larger than 5 inches would be busting these seams out.
But it's also hilarious because International Jock sells primarily sporting jocks (obviously) and I can't help but envision some guy playing sports or running or whatever else with an erection nestled comfortably in his moisture-wicking empowered cool mesh pouch.
Save your $19.95 for something else mister. And go jerk off because you have things to do and having a full mast full-time is NOT OK.
Thumbs down for pure ridiculousness and creepy thoughts. Thumbs up for making me, and hopefully you, laugh.
And what about the guys with the REALLY big shafts. Does this underwear come in magnum? Looking at the size of the standard shaft it seems to be made for, most guy who are larger than 5 inches would be busting these seams out.
But it's also hilarious because International Jock sells primarily sporting jocks (obviously) and I can't help but envision some guy playing sports or running or whatever else with an erection nestled comfortably in his moisture-wicking empowered cool mesh pouch.
Save your $19.95 for something else mister. And go jerk off because you have things to do and having a full mast full-time is NOT OK.
Thumbs down for pure ridiculousness and creepy thoughts. Thumbs up for making me, and hopefully you, laugh.
3 comments:
They might make you laugh, but they are incredibly comfortable to wear and are, in fact, one of our best-selling items!
John, Owner, www.internationaljock.com
Hey John, I'll forward you my mailing address so you can send the check. *click click* haha.
How about you forward me your email address so that I can add you to our press list to receive information about other "new and unusual" items?
Send to salesatinternationaljock.com (use the @ instead of "at")
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