David Beckham Launches H&M Underwear Collection

LA Galaxy star David Beckham kicked off the launch of his new collection for H&M in London on February 2. The soccer star, and former face and body model for Armani Underwear, has developed his own line of underwear for H&M with his manager and business partner, Simon Fuller.

“I’d like to be as big as Calvin Klein is in underwear," Beckham told WWD. "I’m only starting out but it’s good to aim high.”

Aiming high is exactly what Beckham is doing, as the line has launched in 1,800 H&M stores. In creating such a wide-range line, Beckham sought to design pieces for all ages, and he even consulted his wife, Victoria, and their three sons.

On the day of the launch, Beckham hosted a meet-and-greet session in London and a party later that evening.


Text Quamé A. Hamlin 
Image H&M
Source WWD

Ten Hut! At Ease, International Joke, I mean Jock

"These Erector Brief's are the most unusual and exciting briefs in the entire International Jock collection!" 

I'm going to follow that up with a nice, hearty guffaw. So it seems that International Jock , an L.A. based company which specializes in well, jocks (and a generous diverse collection of them, too) has hit an all-time high of ridiculousness. A "Balls In One Erector Brief", and thong version available as well, that has "...a cool mesh pouch for your sack..." *bwahahahaha* "...and a vertical, tubular compartment that holds your shaft in an erect position".

So, underwear that is made specifically for an erect penis...nothing more? Like there are men who just have constant boners walking around and require specially made underwear to cater to their engorged shafts (ew). OK, I get the point. Yea, getting an erection while wearing tightey-whiteys can be an uncomfortable experience. But usually men are in one of two situations when that happens. Either take your pants off and get busy! Or, get rid of your boner because you're probably  in a place or setting where sporting a boner is highly inappropriate. And the thought of some guy out there walking around with a boner all the time, the same guy who would purchase this underwear, is really creepy. 

And what about the guys with the REALLY big shafts. Does this underwear come in magnum? Looking at the size of the standard shaft it seems to be made for, most guy who are larger than 5 inches would be busting these seams out.

But it's also hilarious because International Jock sells primarily sporting jocks (obviously) and I can't help but envision some guy playing sports or running or whatever else with an erection nestled comfortably in his moisture-wicking empowered cool mesh pouch.

Save your $19.95 for something else mister. And go jerk off because you have things to do and having a full mast full-time is NOT OK.

Thumbs down for pure ridiculousness and creepy thoughts. Thumbs up for making me, and hopefully you, laugh.